Tesla

Clearly the robotaxi company with the weakest sensors, the worst software, and the most deranged CEO. Fortunately reality has not been tainted by an actual robotaxis implementation, though long promised by their leader…

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Jalopnik – Tesla Running So-Called ‘Full Self-Driving’ Software Splatters ‘Child’ In School Bus Test

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06/2/25

Jalopnik reports that the safety of Tesla FSD was once again tested. This time the Tesla on FSD drove right past a stopped school bus with its Stop sign extended and red lights flashing, and then proceeded to identify a dummy as a pedestrian yet hit it at full speed anyways. FSD is simply not a viable autonomous driving system. And Tesla is completely unprepared to run a robotaxi syndrome system.

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Fortune – Questions swirl as Tesla nears Austin launch day for high stakes driverless robotaxi launch

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05/26/25

Fortune reports on how Tesla is supposed to launch their robotaxi system in Austin in June, yet they lack the fundamental technology to operate autonomous vehicles. Surely they will simply be using human drivers in what is basically an absurdly expensive ride hailing scheme.

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electrek – Tesla Full Self-Driving veers off road, flips car in scary crash driver couldn’t prevent

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05/23/25
Rev 05/24/25

electrek reports on how a 2025 Tesla in (Non) Full Self-Driving mode suddenly veered off the road for no reason. And Tesla is supposed to start a robotaxi service in June???

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electrek – Tesla’s robotaxi fleet will be powered by ‘plenty of teleoperation’

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05/16/25

electrek also reports how Tesla robotaxis will actually be teleoperated. And it must be noted that teleoperation of cars simply is not safe.

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Forbes – Elon Musk’s Tesla Robotaxi Rollout Looks Like A Disaster Waiting To Happen

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05/16/25

Forbes reports on how Tesla is in no way ready for their June "Cybercab" rollout in Austin. They simply do not have the technology

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electrek – NHTSA asks Tesla how it plans to release its robotaxi service based on FSD

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05/12/25

electrek reports the list of questions the NHTSA is asking about Tesla's alleged robotaxi system. The issue is that it is based on FSD, but FSD is know to be inadequate and dangerous.

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Reuters – US agency asks Tesla to answer questions on Texas robotaxi plan

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05/12/25

Reuters reports on how NHTSA is very leery of Tesla using FSD for their robotaxis given that FSD simply is inadequate and dangerous.

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Eyewitness News 7 – Tesla in autopilot crashes into van parked in driveway, driver ticketed for careless driving

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05/6/25
Rev 05/8/25

Eyewitness News 7 reports that a Tesla in autopilot mode crashed into a vehicle parked off the street and in a driveway right in front of a house. The driver was blamed. But who is going to be blamed when Tesla robotaxis screw up and crash???

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Business Insider – Insiders reveal how Tesla is preparing for its June robotaxi launch

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04/25/25
Rev 05/16/25

Business Insider reports on how Tesla simply doesn't have viable autonomous vehicle technology. Therefore it is just going to be bunch of remote control Teslas. Just like their Optimus "robots".

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The Verge – Trump updates Biden’s robo-car crash reporting rule to benefit Tesla

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04/24/25
Rev 04/25/25

The Verge reports that even though Tesla announced just awful financials their stock rose 20% on the mistaken believe that reducing regulations will help Tesla's robotaxi venture. The real problem is their lack of a working technology, not regulations.

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The Verge – Elon Musk’s robotaxi fantasy is starting to unravel

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04/23/25

The Verge reports that the whole Elon Musk Cybercab fiasco is starting to completely fall apart, as expected

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electrek – Tesla (TSLA) has to replace computer in ~4 million cars or compensate their owners

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04/14/25

electrek reports that contrary to Elon Musk's claims, the Tesla hardware is simply not capable of handling true autonomous driving.

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Reuters – Tesla’s software engineering head to step down, Bloomberg News reports

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04/4/25

Reuters reports that when the going gets tough, the tough get going. Now the last of the long-time execs has joined the exodus.

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NY Times – Elon Musk Backlash Turns Into Global Sales Slump for Tesla

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04/2/25

NY Times reports a huge sales slump to 337K vehicles for Q1, exactly inline with the robotaxi.news estimate of 335k from a few days ago. This is a true disaster for Tesla. Yet today their stock rose by over 5% due to it now being without a doubt a pure meme stock.

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Seeking Alpha – Wells Fargo warns Tesla could fall 50% after deliveries, earnings, and the Cybercab rollout disappoint

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04/1/25

Seeking Alpha reports on how Wells Fargo warns that their stock could fall by 50% after pathetically low deliveries are announced. Plus they are very skeptical about the June Cybercab rollout.